Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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