My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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