So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
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me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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