All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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