I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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