I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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