He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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