what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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