But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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