This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I skipped work to stalk him.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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