Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize