My nipple is on Facebook.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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