normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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