I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just blew my weed a kiss
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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