Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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