You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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