I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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