He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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