he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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