I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I need a beard to bite.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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