idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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