Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
