Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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