Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize