This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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