oh god the rape fog is back!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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