if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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