Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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