Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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