The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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