just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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