Your dad touched me again.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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