My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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