Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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