who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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