You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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