She said her name was "party"
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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