i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
we should paint friendship bongs
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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