Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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