for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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