you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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