nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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