Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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