wat bout pragnant strippers??
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
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