Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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