he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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