Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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