My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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