So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Randomize
