Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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