another moral hangover. fuck.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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