Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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