It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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